Edward Cullen is my best friend
Stephenie
with a bastardized name. go away.
If I go away, so do you and your annoying teenage girl fan base
that’s not how it works.
Lewis Carroll is dead
his drunken ramblings are still here
I am taking your sparkly ass with me when I go
you should be aware of this
you can’t steal me from every prepubescent girl north of the equator
you should know this
Stephenie giveth edward cullen to the world
Stephenie will sure as hell taketh him away
deal with it, you sparkly ass bitch
all you did was molest a thesaurus
you have no power over me
Stephenie
with a bastardized name. go away.
If I go away, so do you and your annoying teenage girl fan base
that’s not how it works.
Lewis Carroll is dead
his drunken ramblings are still here
I am taking your sparkly ass with me when I go
you should be aware of this
you can’t steal me from every prepubescent girl north of the equator
you should know this
Stephenie
with a bastardized name. go away.
If I go away, so do you and your annoying teenage girl fan base
that’s not how it works.
Lewis Carroll is dead
his drunken ramblings are still here
Hi mom.
Sadly you didn’t come from my vagina
it is too holy for a vampire to pass through
Well, it definitely didn’t smell holy.
…
yes.
http://itsstepheniemeyer.tumblr.com/
Hi mom.
Sadly you didn’t come from my vagina
it is too holy for a vampire to pass through
Well, it definitely didn’t smell holy.
well, your vagina doesn’t smell that holy either
That’s because I have a dick that shoots sparkles.
hurr hurr hurr
I created you. I am pretty sure I know what is between your legs, vagina boy.
Nope.
Carlisle fixed me. He’s a great doctor.
http://itsstepheniemeyer.tumblr.com/
Hi mom.
Sadly you didn’t come from my vagina
it is too holy for a vampire to pass through
Well, it definitely didn’t smell holy.
well, your vagina doesn’t smell that holy either
That’s because I have a dick that shoots sparkles.
hurr hurr hurr
